how to win the lottery #003 – you shall know our velocity! (previously re-titled as sacrament) by dave eggers
so i’d been given $80,000 to screw in a lightbulb. there is almost no way to dress it up; that’s what it was.
so i’d been given $80,000 to screw in a lightbulb. there is almost no way to dress it up; that’s what it was.
her name was jenny hauser and every wednesday i put pickles on her pizza.
her name was magda. nobody will ever know who killed her. it wasn’t me. here is her dead body.