Category: how to win the lottery

returning to prove we’re still the world’s most patriotic podcast.

we talked to danielle chelosky, author of cheat, pregaming grief, and baby bruise, about digital memorabilia, covid in literature, and kaiju.

dear otto, in a perfect world, your mouth is on my knee, yellowed teeth sinking into flesh, not creating a hickey but instead eating me alive.

“in his bed, we made out with our merlot mouths and explored each other’s skin despite the relentless heat and the constant warnings about staying six feet apart.”

“maybe to be controlled was a privilege. i tried to appreciate the asphyxiation of the leash around my neck, the euphoric suffocation of obsessive love. it worked for a while.”

we landed the big account, ghostbusters-style.