Category: how to win the lottery

we’re diving into graphic content.

“he looks into his own drink and says out loud, as if to himself: ‘what kind of an asshole orders red wine in a tavern in belleville, delaware?'”

“we have all the spanish supermarkets now, and the school district started those english programs. i know some people here think we’re trying to take over, but we just want to be a part of it. we want to have our stake. this is our home, too.”

“we’ve just lost cabin pressure.”

suck shit, sufjan stevens. (#2)

“because when he gets high he develops a powerful obsession with having nobody—not even the neurochemical cadre—know he’s high. this obsession is almost irresistible in its force. the amount of organization and toiletry-lugging he has to do to get secretly high in front of a subterranean outtake vent in the pre-supper gap would make a lesser man quail.”